1. How much money should someone expect to spend for a night out at a bar or nightclub in Las Vegas?
Like anywhere else, there are all kinds of different kinds of bars/lounges/nightclubs in Las Vegas, charging all kinds of different prices. Some of the most sketchy dive bars you’ll ever find are right here in Sin City, but you can also just as easily party at any of numerous world-famous nightclubs on the Strip. Women usually don’t have to worry about funds as much as the guys (a nice-looking woman spends most of her night fighting off requests to buy her drinks), but because there are so many different kinds of nightlife options in the city, you should always do some research before going somewhere you’ve never been. You don’t want to end up having a bad night just because you’re partying outside of your budget. If you’re broke, go somewhere cheap! Ellis Island (at Flamingo and Koval) has $1 draft beers and a $6.95 steak dinner special, which makes for a great, low-key night out with friends.
2. How should I dress if I’m going to a nightclub?
It happens again and again – friends come out to visit for a few days, and they want you to be their tour guide for some debauchery-filled nights on the Strip. You meet up with your buddies in the lobby of their hotel and your spirits sink, because one person in the group decided to rock baggy, khaki shorts and some flip-flops with a T-shirt. You’re not getting into Tao now.
If you know you want to end up at a nightclub or higher-end bar or lounge, be prepared.
MEN – Rule No. 1/1A for nightclubs is no shorts and no sandals/ugly shoes. Jeans are fine, but make sure they’re not baggy, faded, torn, dirty, etc. Wear a pair of regular brown or black dress shoes and make sure they’re nice and clean. Combine your nice jeans and shiny shoes with a long-sleeve button-up shirt and you’ll pass the nightclub dress code test every time. It’s simple, and you’ll look like a lot of the other guys at the club, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. If you want to get more elaborate then you’re on your own!
WOMEN – If you look nice, you’re in! Wear whatever you want; if you look good the guys at the door will spot you in line and usher you in ahead of all the dudes! I’ve never seen a lady get refused entrance to a club because of the dress code, no matter how casually dressed.
3. I went to a nightclub, waited in a long line for an hour and still couldn’t get any closer than right outside the velvet rope. The guys at the door were still letting lots of people in, but my friends and I couldn’t get in the club. I don’t want to waste hours of my night in line if I’m not getting in anyway; what should I do?
The nightclub staff is always searching the line for attractive women, so if you’re a guy and you’re lucky enough to have the ladies with you, no problem! You may have to wait in line for a while but you’re eventually going to get in.
If your group is all guys, then you probably want to split off into duos and try to get in at different times. The last thing a nightclub doorman wants to see is a group of six or seven drunk college-age dudes and no females. The guys at Tao won’t even let you get in the line if you have four or more guys and no girls. If you have to roll six or seven deep, make sure your whole crew is dressed to the nines, and be realistic about you chances of getting in.
People stuck at the front of a nightclub line tend to incessantly hassle the doormen. This never works; if you’ve been waiting awhile at the door, nothing you say is getting you in any faster than any of the other people yelling at the club staff. Don’t try to drop names; if you wait until the club is super packed, they won’t let you in even if you’re on a VIP list. At this point you have to decide how badly you want to get into the club, because you’re a few $20 bills away from getting right in!
The most certain way to get in is to pay off one of the doorman. Unless it’s a super-exclusive place (like Noir Bar at Luxor), the guys at the door will greatly appreciate this and you’ll be inside the club and sucking down $12 drinks before you know it! Again, you have to decide how badly you want to get in. If you’re standing in line at Jet, for example, and all of your friends got there an hour earlier than you and are partying in the club, then it’s probably worth it to pay off a doorman, because you know a great time is waiting inside. Once you’ve slipped someone extra cash, you’re pretty much committed to that spot for the night, so don’t shell out the bribe unless your sure.
With all of these things in mind, the best way to get into clubs and skip lines on a regular basis is to know as many people as possible here in Vegas. Network enough and you’ll never worry about getting in anywhere. At least that’s what I’ve learned from my own experiences trying to get into nightclubs for the past four years in Vegas. Everyone has their own way – these are just my suggestions.
4. How should I decide what bar/nightclub to go on a given night?
There are lots of resources to help with this task. Check out SpyOnVegas.com and Las Vegas Weekly’s official website to get started. If anything special is going on, one or both of these websites will know.
5. We’ve been partying hard, and no one can safely drive home!
Plan on the possibility of having to call a cab before you go out. Taxis aren’t hard to find, and the staff at almost any nightclub or bar will be more than happy to call one for you, as a bar can face legal liability if they allow an obviously drunk person to drive. When you’ve lived in Las Vegas for awhile it’s very, very easy to build up a strong tolerance to alcohol and not realize how drunk you really are at a given time. DUI’s and car accidents can affect your life in ways most people can’t even imagine. If you’ve been dubbed as the designated driver for the night but you end up drinking anyway, then be sure you have some cab fare available for you and your friends to get home safe.
Hope this helps! Now get out there and party!